Colonel of Wiz Dumb - part 24
From the swamps of Hollywood evolved Homo Automobilis, a species specially adapted for the highways of Los Angeles: enlarged posterior (provides extra cushioning for long periods of sitting), prehensile flap of skin underneath the ears (to hold cell phones), double jointed middle finger (facilitates communication with other drivers).
Beauty or Wisdom: choose one.
Most of us repeat the same 24 hours of experience every day.
Do you know anyone who just can’t let any sentence go by which sounds unenlightened without providing instructions on the correct way to speak? Man, are they irritating.
Although a cause, desperation, is never a justification for abuse.
The secret, mystical message behind The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home.”
Mystic Pete, 2/06
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